Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

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You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be

Every artist was first an amateur

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says:

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.

Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.